Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP