Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!