Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!