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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!