What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!