What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!