What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Previous Random Joke Next

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!