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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

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His lips are moving.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.