What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.