What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.