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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space