What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.