What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."