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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!