What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.