What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away