What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.