What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!