What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.