Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.