Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!