Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!