Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: