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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.