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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.