How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!