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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!