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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!