How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.