How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!