How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.