How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.