Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!