Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.