Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.