Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut!

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5