Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.