Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Yea-mon

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

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What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!