Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Yea-mon

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

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What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

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Baking soda.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

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