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Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Yea-mon

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

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What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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Gt- () An investigator

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."