Jamaican Jokes

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

He parks his car, man.

A Pastafarian.

A gingerbreadmon.

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Dey both sinna, mon!

Rasta Pasta.

Rastafriedrice

They roll their J's.

Benjammin Moore mon

You a cinnamon.

Snowoman no cry.

Jamaican me crazy!!

I love the pokey, mon.

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

The Eng gland.

Check, mate!

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

This place is totally radical!

The 'mons of Venus.

I love the pokey, mon.

Because dey go baa...

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

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