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What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

Yea-mon

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

Bob Harley

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

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What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

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