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Astronut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut!

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew