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Astronut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut!

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.