Astronut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut!

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew