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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.