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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut