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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!