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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!