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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read