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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.