What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine