What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.