What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"