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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.