Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.