When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!