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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother