When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."