When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.