When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.