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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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25 letters after a, brah.

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He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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Dry Humour.

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Peaking duck!

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A clothes hanger.

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Bereave it.

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.