What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.