What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.