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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother