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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.