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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States