What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!