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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty