Are you my mother
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Oops! King Kong ring wrong.
A gargoyle!
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
