What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!