What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!