What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!