What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!