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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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