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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.