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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Help! I'm melting!

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A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!