He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Too many thank-you notes.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
The steaks have never been higher
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Barbecue sauce
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry