Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.