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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry