Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.