Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry