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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"