How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.