How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.