How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.