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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What's it called when an Ethiopian does gymnastics?

Blackrobatics.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.