What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.