What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.