What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.