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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.