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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.