How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!