Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Have someone throw it at you.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
The Tie of the Igor.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
So he could make ends meet!
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else