How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part