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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!