How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions, but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

You cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.