To remind them why there's no money in it
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Answer coming Fall 2017.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
Bernie Sanders
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
A New Jersey
New Jersey had first choice.
Because they have no soles
Cant-elope
Wait, I can explain everything!
Talk in your sleep.
