To remind them why there's no money in it
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because it was mugged.
Ein stein.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
A Cellfie
Brigham Young
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Because it has a turd in it.
Squish it in your hand.
The slide into poverty.
They both give kids a little head.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
