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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?