What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!