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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!