What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones