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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud