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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Because he wanted to look mptnt

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He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Ear bud

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.