What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!