Wonton Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.