How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton