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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton