How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton