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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.