What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!