Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.