Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.