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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.