Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!