Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer