Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist