Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer