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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer