What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!