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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone