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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!