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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!