What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!