What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.