What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.