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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.