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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat