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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.