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What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!