What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.