How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!