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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!