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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.