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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!