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Rib Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

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Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.