Rib Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Spare Rib Jokes More Spare Rib Jokes

What's a skeleton's favorite dish?

Spare ribs

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

Goudaff Reddit.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Subscriber Jokes More Subscriber Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.