Style Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Quantum Jokes More Quantum Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!