Style Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style.

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Blowout Jokes More Blowout Jokes

What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.