Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.