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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!