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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession