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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession