Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.