Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.