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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Biology Jokes More Biology Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.