They didn't have any chemistry.
Because they never get a reaction.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
They lack chemistry.
Because you can put it in someones drink
Barium
He thought the bond was ironic.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
A chemystery.
There was no chemistry.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
Because they have no chemistry
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Bike carbonate of soda!
En-dwarf-ins
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Because it was A Minor.
Because they can get their whole grains.
Wai fu.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The Star Spangled Banner!
Brownian Motion
A small medium at large
Because he was in-a-cent!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A quarter.
Because it's a terrible album.
Because doing so would be incense-itive!