Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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When his hand caught fire!!

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

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