Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Check his spirit level.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...