Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks