Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.