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Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How do you save a drowning black family?

As a.jpg

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.