He was trying to save Krypton
Sue-per Man
He used a krypton-currency.
Noble rocks
Because krypton gas is odourless.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
HeHe
Because the floors Argon.
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
They all "Feel The Burn!"
A whambulance
C P Arrr!
They both love using the shredder.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
They Argon...
They never got a reaction out of him.
A dead centipede.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Me: A sword is harder to hide.