Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Billable vowels.

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They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Plot Holders.

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The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Incognitoad.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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A Clark.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks