He was trying to save Krypton
Sue-per Man
He used a krypton-currency.
Noble rocks
Because krypton gas is odourless.
Clown poo!
Because all they do is break wind.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
He became enlightened.
Other lawyers look interested.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Christian Bale Hah
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
When there are no attachments
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
To hide his nuts!!
Dough nuts!
