Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks