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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.