Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.