Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.