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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason