Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.