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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason