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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent