Diaper Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Baby Diaper Jokes More Baby Diaper Jokes

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand!!

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.