Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason