Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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