Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.