Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.