Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.