Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu