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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.