Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.