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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.