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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.