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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.