Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.