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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.