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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants