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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.