What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.