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Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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They both don't like wires

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.