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Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!