Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Cuz they're yammy!!!

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.