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Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken