Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.