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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.