How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.