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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.