How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.