How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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They both shake it off.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.