What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!