What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish