What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish