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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Selfish Jokes More Selfish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish